Dr Trev

[term!]

Doctor Trev had slept with one of his patients

and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal

reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head

would bring him back to reality.


Whispering......



Trev..........




Trev.............



Trev........



Trev........


..........you're a vet.

[andro]

Lol bro

[Silverback]

Dear Dr Trev,

My friend has a problem that he is to embarrased to talk about. I was wondering if you could offer him some advice please.

Some time ago he recieved a message from his GP asking if he would like to go for a drink.

He did and they had a right laugh at the Pub. He told me that this bloke seemed alright and was realy on his wave length.

After 8 or 9 pints a few Vodkas and a couple of flaming Sambucas the GP asked my mate Dave if he fancied a curry.

So off they went to the Bengal Lancer for a slap up meal washed down with more beer.
At the end of the night the man offered to pay for everything but just as long as they went to a Gay club he knew about that was open late and then back to Daves house for a few more drinks.

Now all this up till now was quiet innocent and my mate just takes people as he finds them.

They sank a few more beers at the club and although my mate felt a bit uncomfortable still managed to have a laugh.

Back at my mates house the conversation quickly turned sexual. The Gp asked if my mate liked men?
did he like wearing womens underwear?
What position was the best?

Before he knew it the bloke sprang up from his chair and punched my mate out cold.

The next morning when he woke with one hell of a hangover and black eye the doctor was no where to be seen, he told me what he could remember and said he had a terrible sore arshole and it kept bleeding.

Did I think that he had been raped?

I do tend to find he over reacts a bit and said he probably over did it on the Curry.

Come to think about it my mate found the Doctors card under his Bed and guess what?

He was a vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!