madmurdoch
05-02-2008, 09:33 PM
sorry if offended w00t
DEEP PHAT FRIER
A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen, cooking. He sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed drunk," she replied. Puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
TRUMPET SOLO
An elephant and a camel are having a chat. The elephant says, "Why are your tits on your back?" The camel replies, "I don't know. Why is your cock on your face?"
DEEP PHAT FRIER
A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen, cooking. He sees one of his socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed drunk," she replied. Puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
TRUMPET SOLO
An elephant and a camel are having a chat. The elephant says, "Why are your tits on your back?" The camel replies, "I don't know. Why is your cock on your face?"